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"I don’t know," I said. "So many things I thought were true turned out not to be. And if those things are false, then how can anything be true?""I cannot help you," the boar-god said. "You have no enemies worth trampling, and I cannot remake the world into a shape you understand." He lowered his head. "All I can give you is one night of sleep. No dreams or demons will approach you. No doubts will yammer in your ear. You need not argue with old lovers inside your head, or tell yourself the stories you already know by heart.""Thank you," I said."It is a small thing," said the boar-god, "but small things are the beginning of courage." - Ursula Vernon

"I don’t know," I said. "So many things I thought were true turned out not to be. And if those things are false, then how can anything be true?"

"I cannot help you," the boar-god said. "You have no enemies worth trampling, and I cannot remake the world into a shape you understand." He lowered his head. "All I can give you is one night of sleep. No dreams or demons will approach you. No doubts will yammer in your ear. You need not argue with old lovers inside your head, or tell yourself the stories you already know by heart."

"Thank you," I said.

"It is a small thing," said the boar-god, "but small things are the beginning of courage." - Ursula Vernon

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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards